How could Jared Allen help you???

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The Minnesota Vikings had to resort to begging to try to sell out their home playoff game and keep it from being blacked out locally with this Jared Allen video.  HOW PATHETIC!!!  Can you imagine this happening in Chicago?!?!  I’ve got an idea Jared.  How about you blow the dust off your wallet and spend some of that $15 million signing bonus you got from the Vikes to buy up the tickets and send some pathetic Viking fans to the game???

Since the Vikings have asked Jared Allen to help them sell playoff tickets, I’m asking you, what would you ask Jared Allen to help you with?  Hairstyling tips?  Rope a calf?  Designated Driver?  Oops.  Probably not a good idea with 3 DUI’s on his record.   Share your ideas in the Comments.

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perhaps if 'Da Bears' were even half-way decent, their fans wouldn't need to be on this comments blog ripping a team that is far superior to them

perhaps Jared could play QB for the Viqueens??? Then his attempt to reincarnate the mullet as a fashionable style might work...

perhaps Mr. Allen can help others by teaching the best ways to reincarnate the mullet, not get caught during random drug testing and generally being a loser???

Perhaps the Viqueen would be better served trying to hock some playoff tickets on the mean streets in Minneapolis???  what a freakin' joke...if you can't sell out a home playoff game, you don't deserve to have a team in the league...pitiful.

If I were you danzinski, I'd be worrying about my team and not reading a Bears blog.

If I were the Bears I might ask him to help me get into the playoffs.