Bears Coordinator Search is a JOKE!!!
By DeCon
Well gang, it has been about a month since the Three Stooges at Halas Hall brought us the Bears Depresser. And while I continue to seek out facilities to assist me with my rehab, I am wondering now in my heart of hearts if the Bears should have just left well enough alone. I mean, this search is a joke and frankly, I could probably submit my resume and get an interview and, unlike the Cheeseheads, my wife wouldn’t deny the Bears’ request to interview me. To say this organization is a disgrace is like saying John Wayne Gacy was “just a bad guy.” Instead of putting the organization through this mockery which makes the HC position even less enticing to future candidates, maybe the Bears should have kept the status quo and brought back everyone. At least then, if Bill Cowher would consider the HC position after Lovie is jettisoned after next season, Bill could say to himself, “at least the Bears organization is loyal (and if they gave that dumbass Lovie this many chances, imagine how long I could be here).” And now there are rumblings that Rod Marinelli may be the DC after all??? WTF?!?!?! I thought that coaches would be lined up to work for the Bears??? Beyond that, Jay Cutler will be on his 4th OC in 4 years and after next season could be on his 5th. That does nothing but further stunt the progress of a great talent that could benefit from some stability. Not to mention, how much crow Ted Phillips will have to eat on behalf of the entire McCaskey clan when we get to this point next season and Lovie is gone (hey, I can dream, can’t I?).
But, since I have already renounced my Beardom and will be starting my own 12-step program soon, I would be very interested to hear your thoughts…until then…
Can I get an “Amen” ?
The DeCon has spoken…so let it be written, so let it be done…
I’ll hear your confessions at beargoggles.decon@gmail.com.