It moves! It half-lumbers, half-shuffles off the table. After all of this careful work, after intensely measuring such fragile ingredients, after successfully balancing nerve-wracking nurturing with flat-out guesswork, what is going through the mind of our triumphant Mad Scientist? Is he dancing a jig, giggling like a crazed hermit? Is he slumped in exhaustion, his head buried in his sweaty labcoat? Are his arms raised in tearful elation or folded in self-congratulatory satisfaction? I believe that our Mad Martz is a perfectionist. I believe that the elation of watching his offense score 21 points in one half, of managing a [...]
Clip and Save: Will Bears Miss Playoffs?!?!
Clipped from: www.nfl.com (share this clip) There’s always one. You know, the guy raining on the parade. While Bears fans are puffy chested and checking airfare to Dallas after a thrilling 31-26 win over the Philadelphia Eagles, NFL.com’s Pat Kirwan isn’t convinced the Bears are ready for prime time. In fact, he thinks the NFC North-leading Bears will miss the post-season. Let’s look into his logic a bit after the jump.
A Reading from the First Letter of Ditka to the Eagles
A Reading from the First Letter of Ditka to the Eagles Da Coach addressed da crybaby Eagles, who complained about da field conditions at Soldier Field after their 31-26 loss to the Beloved Bears. “We heard about the bad field and all this, stop it,” Ditka said Monday on “Mike & Mike” on ESPN 1000. “Everybody plays on the same field. You’re a hockey team, you play on the same ice. This is a joke. If you don’t understand it, get longer cleats. Just play football. If you don’t know how to run, if you don’t know how to plant, [...]
Bears vs Patriots Start Time Flexed
In the wake of their surprising 31-26 win over the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday, the Bears are quickly becoming Must See TV. The December 12th game against the New England Patriots has been flexed to a 3:15 Central kickoff. The Bears are no longer flying under the radar nationally. At 8-3, they’re are firmly entrenched in the NFC playoff discussion, sitting atop the NFC North a full game lead over the Green Bay Packers. Speaking of the Packers, that is the only remaining game on the schedule that could be flexed.
Big Play Bears Stuff Eagles 31-26
The Bears wrapped up the Thanksgiving weekend by stuffing some birds from Philadelphia and sending Michael Vick and his Eagles home with their tails between their legs following a 31-26 win. The big concern coming into the game was the big play ability of the the high flying Eagles but as it turns out, it was Jay Cutler and the Bears whose big plays keyed the upset victory. Check out the NFL.com highlights here.
FanSided and Site5 Team up for Charity
The holidays are upon us and the FanSided Sports Network is thrilled to announce a charity drive to get in the spirit of giving. We’ve teamed up with our outstanding host company Site5 in an effort to raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of America. In case you’re not familiar with the Boys and Girls Club of America, they’re an outstanding organization aimed at helping young boys and girls. Is there any group more deserving of your generosity than kids in the holiday season? Check out their mission statement after the jump:
Handicapping NFL Week 12: Picks of the Week
Quick Summary of 2 Weeks Ago: I’m sorry, I too was on the Bears trip down to Miami. Rather than doing my picks of the week in the hotel lobby on free Wifi, I opted to watch the Illiniois-Northwestern Football game by the hotel pool bar during 1/2 price drinks. Would you have done any different? Well, my hot streak has continued to the tune of a 5-0. Hello, people, 5-0 gambling against the spread is money in the bank! Tampa over Carolina was easy to give 7. I did get lucky on 2 picks – my Buffalo over Detroit and the Jets giving 3 and winning [...]
Ultimate Bears Fan Holiday Shopping Guide
The turkey isn’t even cold yet and it’s time to start thinking about Christmas and the unenviable task for Christmas shopping. What do you get someone who has everything? That job just got easier thanks to this handy list of slightly off the beaten path gift ideas for the ultimate Bears fan in your life. Check em out!




