A Reading from the First Letter of Ditka to the Eagles

A Reading from the First Letter of Ditka to the Eagles

Da Coach addressed da crybaby Eagles, who complained about da field conditions at Soldier Field after their 31-26 loss to the Beloved Bears.

“We heard about the bad field and all this, stop it,” Ditka said Monday on “Mike & Mike” on ESPN 1000. “Everybody plays on the same field. You’re a hockey team, you play on the same ice. This is a joke. If you don’t understand it, get longer cleats. Just play football. If you don’t know how to run, if you don’t know how to plant, then you’ll have a problem. But the field is the field. What are you going to do, change the field? That’s all they’ve got in Chicago.”

Da Coach went on to sing da praises of the Beloved 8-3 Bears:

“They’re a good team, but I’ve been saying that for a few weeks,” Ditka said of the Bears. “They’re a good team, but their destiny is ahead of them. They control their destiny. They know what they have to do and they went out and did it. They had a team coming in … not too many people gave [the Bears] a chance to win it. They knew what they had to do defensively, [and] played outstanding. They’ve been doing that all year. Their defense is playing well, special teams has played well.

“The only breakdown comes with the turnovers. If they don’t turn the ball over — which Jay Cutler did not do — you saw what he can do: four touchdowns and his quarterback rating was sky high.”

Da Word of Da Coach

Tanks be to Papa

Da-men!

Topics: Da Word Of Da Coach, Mike Ditka, Philadelphia Eagles

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