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Here’s a shot of the Bears’ offensive brain trust from before Sunday’s Bears – Packers matchup.  What could Mike Martz and Mike Tice be talking about???  You know how this works; I give the photo, you provide the witty and clever captions.

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  • hoonj81

    Tice to Martz: Really? You’re the Offensive Coordinator, I thought you were the O-line Coach. Well if you’re not the O-line Coach who is?

  • hoonj81

    Tice to Martz: Really? You’re the Offensive Coordinator, I thought you were the O-line Coach. Well if you’re not the O-line Coach who is?

  • Obnxs1

    Martz: Rushing attack.

    Tice: You keep using those words but I don’t think they mean what you think they mean.

  • Obnxs1

    Martz: Rushing attack.

    Tice: You keep using those words but I don’t think they mean what you think they mean.

  • Bearsfan187

    Martz: First of all Mike, can you uncross ur arms while I’m tryna talk to you please? Ur makin me nervous. Now I know what you said last week but this is not all my fault. Greatest show on Turf, remember that? That was me. Now before I’m terminated I swear on Kurt Warner I….I mean WE will relive that kind of Greatness……IF YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB…Alrighty….I’ll be upstairs if you need me

    Tice: *Blank Stare*

  • Bearsfan187

    Martz: First of all Mike, can you uncross ur arms while I’m tryna talk to you please? Ur makin me nervous. Now I know what you said last week but this is not all my fault. Greatest show on Turf, remember that? That was me. Now before I’m terminated I swear on Kurt Warner I….I mean WE will relive that kind of Greatness……IF YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB…Alrighty….I’ll be upstairs if you need me

    Tice: *Blank Stare*

  • Frizzby

    Martz: can you tell me what a running play is? I honestly don’t know.

  • Frizzby

    Martz: can you tell me what a running play is? I honestly don’t know.

  • Doshi

    Martz: I am the greatest ever in the history of everything, bow down to my presence!!!

    Tice: *blankstare*

    Martz: ARE YOU LISTENING?!? KNEEL BEFORE MARTZ!!!

    Tice: *blankstare*

    Martz: Hello?!? What’s going on in there?!?

    Tice: *shakeshead* Huh? Whaddya want, pixie? Imma thinkin bout ways to maul some defenses. And you. Get outta my way!

    Martz: *curlsupintoball*

  • Doshi

    Martz: I am the greatest ever in the history of everything, bow down to my presence!!!

    Tice: *blankstare*

    Martz: ARE YOU LISTENING?!? KNEEL BEFORE MARTZ!!!

    Tice: *blankstare*

    Martz: Hello?!? What’s going on in there?!?

    Tice: *shakeshead* Huh? Whaddya want, pixie? Imma thinkin bout ways to maul some defenses. And you. Get outta my way!

    Martz: *curlsupintoball*

  • Mr.Pickles

    Martz to Tice: “I don’t know why you get so upset, Mike. I told you, no one else even wants these jobs, we can screw up as much as we want and we’ll be fine!”

  • Mr.Pickles

    Martz to Tice: “I don’t know why you get so upset, Mike. I told you, no one else even wants these jobs, we can screw up as much as we want and we’ll be fine!”

  • Dbl J

    I’m telling you Tice, the sex parties on Lake Michigan are far better than the ones on Lake Minnetonka.

  • Dbl J

    I’m telling you Tice, the sex parties on Lake Michigan are far better than the ones on Lake Minnetonka.

  • flowermike

    Martz…. ” well, I just talked to Lovie and he said that we get off the bus passing so I’m thinking 15 to 1 pass to run ration, whaddaya think?”

  • flowermike

    Martz…. ” well, I just talked to Lovie and he said that we get off the bus passing so I’m thinking 15 to 1 pass to run ration, whaddaya think?”

  • BearGogglesOn

    Martz: “You see Mike, the area of a circle is pi x r squared”

    Tice: “Mmmm. Pie.”

  • BearGogglesOn

    Martz: “You see Mike, the area of a circle is pi x r squared”

    Tice: “Mmmm. Pie.”

  • BearsFan57

    Martz; “Hey Mike, What is that called when we get Cutler to hand the ball to Forte again?”

    Tice: “We can do that? What are my guys supposed to do in that case?”

  • BearsFan57

    Martz; “Hey Mike, What is that called when we get Cutler to hand the ball to Forte again?”

    Tice: “We can do that? What are my guys supposed to do in that case?”