If you’re a married stiff like me, you probably have a “honey do” list. It’s the list of household projects that you continuously find new and creative ways to put off. “You want me to hang that picture? I need to go to Home Depot to get a left handed hammer.” “Need the sink unclogged? I loaned my snake to my brother-in-law and he can’t find it.” We’ve all been there.
Everyone likes making offseason lists for our NFL teams too. It’s something Lovie and Phil can try to find creative ways to avoid or put off. “A big bodied, #1 wide receiver? We are giving Devin Hester these special growth hormones that guarantee he’s shoot up a good 5 inches this offseason.” “Offensive line help? We put Frank Omiyale through a crash course with Anthony Munoz that assures improvement or it’s free.”
ProFootballTalk’s Mike Florio has his own “To Do” list for the Bears. Check it out after the jump.
Seems about right to me. All your offensive skill positions except quarterback and your defense. No problem! New GM Phil Emery will have that worked out in no time.