Conan O’Brien Brings Masturbating Bear to Chicago


OK, so I’m not a huge Conan O’Brien fan but I’m familiar with some of his bits.  I hadn’t seen “The Masturbating Bear” before but in his recent trip to Chicago, he put a little Chicago Bears spin on it.  (Caution, video slightly NSFW, depending how uptight your office is).

 

#31, rookie cornerback Isaiah Frey, could not be reached for comment.  I’d love to know what he’s watching on his laptop that’s getting him so hot and bothered.

Maybe a spread from the ’85 Honey Bears calendar?

Maybe this?

I’d love to hear your ideas in the Comments.  Then again, maybe not.  Some things are best left unsaid.

BEAR DOWN!!!