Today, I am almost embarrassed to be a Bears fan. The table was set for the Bears to clinch the division, and they didn’t take advantage of it. The beloved Bears rolled over and played dead against the high powered Eagles offense. The fans want the defense from years past and the offense of today. Instead, we got to see the offense of years past and the defense of today. In a game that the Bears needed in order to clinch the division, the Bears lost by six touchdowns. No one came to play. Jim Mora’s “diddly poo” rant pretty much sums it up. The only difference is that the Bears played horribly in both halves. No one specific person is to blame. Every member of the Chicago Bears gets the cover of the Milk Carton.
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About the Author
My name is Elijah Zelonky, aka EZ, Lije, Lijey, Eli, and occasionally 'Jah. I am 17 years old and I live in Southern California. I am undoubtably the biggest Bears fan in the region, and at least tied for the biggest fan in the world. In the past, I have worked as a sports reporter, editor, and writer for my school's TV station. I can safely say that the Chicago Bears are one of my main sources of happiness and depression. My obsession with the team is comfortably insane. I know all the history as if I was around since George Halas played. I can remember at least one fact from every Bears game I've ever witnessed live. After suffering through Super Bowl XLI and the 2010 NFC Championship game, I am finally ready for a modern Super Bowl Shuffle. I've been alive since '96, and I still consider myself a long suffering fan. Bear Down!!!