Trestie Take the Wheel
Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports
Here’s a little ditty from our longtime friend Decon, rising from the ashes to bring us his cover of Carrie Underwood’s Jesus Take the Wheel, imploring Marc Trestman to take the playcalling wheel from Jay Cutler.
I was going to insert a karaoke version of this YouTube video, but then we’d be deprived of the lovely Carrie Underwood.
He was checking out of run plays against Miami
On a bright, clear Sunday afternoon
Going deep to Marshall and Jeffrey
With only third and one to go
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Down 14 at half and the crowd could only boo
Too much faith in his arm
It’d been a long first half
He thought too much of his arm and he didn’t pay attention
To the Pro Bowl running back
Before he knew it he was fumbling the ball
On a sorry ass turf of grass
Oct 5, 2014; Charlotte, NC, USA; Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) reacts after an interception during the fourth quarter against the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium. The Panthers defeated the Bears 31-24. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports
He saw a 3-4 record before his eyes
He didn’t seem to want to cry
He wasn’t so scared
He threw his hands up in the air
Trestie, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can’t do this on my own
I’m letting go
So don’t give me the chance
To check out of run plays
Trestie, take the wheel
It was getting heated when he made it to the lockers
Oct 19, 2014; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall (15) reacts during the first quarter against the Miami Dolphins at Soldier Field. Mandatory Credit: Mike DiNovo-USA TODAY Sports
And the team was coming apart
He cried when he saw B screaming at Robbie
Kick the God damn ball
And for the first time in a long time
He bowed his head to pray
He said I’m sorry for the way
I’ve been running the offense
I know I’ve got to change
So from now on tonight
Trestie, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can’t do this on my own I’m letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I’m on
Oh Trestie, take the wheel
Sep 28, 2014; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman during the second half against the Green Bay Packers at Soldier Field. Green Bay won 38-17. Mandatory Credit: Dennis Wierzbicki-USA TODAY Sports
Oh, I’m letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I’m on
From this road I’m on
Trestie, take the wheel
Oh, take it, take it from me