NostraButkus: 5 Bold Predictions for Chicago Bears vs Detroit Lions

The Chicago Bears welcome in the Detroit Lions on Sunday. Here are 5 bold predictions for the game.

NostraButkus heard the pessimists after week two. Some doubted his true power. Others called him a flat out fraud. NostraButkus doesn’t listen to those who speak lowly of him. They are afraid- afraid of the awesome power they see presented before them.

It’s not too often you come across a seer, especially one with the awesome power that NostraButkus possesses. Admittedly, the disturbances in the spirit world blurred his predictions for week two, but he saw everything clearly before week three and the results were terrifyingly accurate.

NostraButkus saw the Cowboys victory and predicted the total points and point differential almost exactly. He had the Bears score accurate to a point. He foresaw 100+ yards from Ezekiel Elliott and knew Dak Prescott would throw his first career TD. He saw that Alshon Jeffery would have his worst game of the season. He saw it all.

It’s the Bears and the Detroit Lions this Sunday in Chicago. NostraButkus has returned with 5 more predictions.