My name is Elijah Zelonky, aka EZ, Lije, Lijey, Eli, and occasionally 'Jah. I am 17 years old and I live in Southern California. I am undoubtably the biggest Bears fan in the region, and at least tied for the biggest fan in the world. In the past, I have worked as a sports reporter, editor, and writer for my school's TV station. I can safely say that the Chicago Bears are one of my main sources of happiness and depression. My obsession with the team is comfortably insane. I know all the history as if I was around since George Halas played. I can remember at least one fact from every Bears game I've ever witnessed live. After suffering through Super Bowl XLI and the 2010 NFC Championship game, I am finally ready for a modern Super Bowl Shuffle. I've been alive since '96, and I still consider myself a long suffering fan. Bear Down!!!