Cowher “excited” by Bears job

Boomer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:35:45 +0000

Have you ever been in a bar and immediately noticed that special someone across the bar, that ideal fantasy girl that makes your jeans a little tight? But just as you’re working up the nerve to approach her while unraveling a sordid fantasy suitable only for a Penthouse letter in your mind, some douche bag approaches your fantasy girl and starts talking her up. A few cheesy lines and several drinks later, your dream girl is rolling off with Captain D-bag and you’re rolling home with nothing but a a feeling of regret and wondering “what if?”

If you get a warm tingly feeling thinking about a former Super Bowl Champion coach patrolling the sidelines along Chicago’s lakefront, take note: the Chicago Bears coaching job would “excite” former Steelers coach Bill Cowher. Sure, the source from the NFL Network lumped the Houston Texans in with the Bears, but who would choose the expansion Texans over the Beloved Bears? Seriously?

You want fire? You want passion? You want “the jaw?” You want the anti-Lovie? Then you want Cowher. Only one problem: Ralph Wilson and the Buffalo Bills are sniffing around Coach Cowher. The former Steelers coach is basically throwing himself at the Bears, begging for them to come a-callin’. There’s a problem though. (more…)

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Cowher “excited” by Bears job