Favre-watch 2010 went to Defcon 5 on Tuesday when Favre supposedly texted some teammates that he was going to retire, foregoing his 20th season for Wrangler commercials and the simple life on the back of a tractor in Harriesburg, MS.  Then he claimed he never texted anyone.  He claims he’ll play if he’s healthy.  Or when training camp is over, whichever comes first.  None of that shouldn’t come a surprise to anyone.  We all know how this movie ends.  It’s like the Police Academy series with Favre playing the Steve Guttenberg role.

But this latest in the Favre series takes a sharp turn toward an NC-17 rating on the heels of the Deadspin report that Old #4 sent some salacious pictures to Versus’ Jennifer Sterger.  And by salacious, I mean Favre sans the Wranglers.  Apparently his ankle isn’t the only swollen body part that Brett has shared with the world.

If you are offended by frank adult conversation, it’s time for you to turn away from Bears Goggles On.  For the rest of you, follow me after the jump.

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