There is turmoil in JWebb Nation!  After a rough outing against the Packers, the residents of the small island nation off the shores of Lake Michigan near Chicago have overturned the government and removed president J’Marcus Webb from power and replaced him with a new, more powerful leader, Clay Matthews.

“Matthews represents our vision for the future of JWebb Nation.  His power and speed, coupled with his determination and dreamy blonde locks are how we want to represent our nation,” one of the dissidents explained. (more…)