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NFL analyst embarrasses himself trying to guilt Bears for Colston Loveland pick

He's trying his best, guys.
Cameron Ellis
Cameron Ellis

Bear Goggles On

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Every draft, a True Take comes along and takes your breath away. They get more rare by the year, but if you're lucky, and all the planets align, you can still catch a glimpse of its splendor. It's the type of take that hijacks the discourse for an entire day of the NFL Draft. Mountainous in stature, it casts a heavy shadow over all the other, lesser draft takes that desperately try – in vain – to compete. Usually it's said loudly.

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Chase Daniel didn't land that take, but reader, it sure wasn't for a lack of effort. Boy did he try. In the middle of last night's cautiously-celebratory Colston Loveland discourse, Daniel saw through all the fake niceties of 'a football player living out his dream' and cut to the heart of the real question that everyone was wondering: why are the Bears so cringey?


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Great point dude. Couldn't have said it better myself. Who starts a call with, 'How you doing, man?' My social anxiety is through the roof right now. And the way that Loveland's excitement makes Poles crack up? Utterly juiceless. Are we supposed to pretend that bouncing in your chair after making your first pick as an NFL coach is endearing? The absolute gall of those other front office employees to sit there quietly while their boss talks on the phone. It's bush league stuff like this that explains why the Bears never win anything.

In a media landscape overrun by hot take artists and hyperbolic, self-appointed NFL Insiders looking to grab the spotlight and never let go, it's nice to know we still have some capital-j Journalists among us. Now more than ever, we need the bravest among us to point out what we're too ignorant to see with our own eyes. The Bears are an awkward, juiceless franchise and the sooner we confront that, the sooner we can make our peace with it. Papa Bear would roll over in his grave if he knew how little juice there was left on the lakefront.

Cameron Ellis

Cameron Ellis

Cam Ellis is an NFL staff writer for FanSided, specializing in covering all 32 teams across the league, including the Las Vegas Raiders. He has a decade of experience in sports media, having spent time at 680 The Score in Chicago, ABC Denver, and NBC Sports Washington. Since 2014 his work has been featured on NBC Sports Chicago, The Ralphie Report, and various sites across Minute Media and FanSided. In his career he has covered the Super Bowl, NFL Draft, free agency, and is a regular part of gameday coverage.