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My own personal scouting combine


Hey Bears fans.  Sorry for my extended absence, but I’ve been doing a bit of “recruiting” of my own.  Please allow me to introduce a member of the 2031 draft class, Cooper Michael Burzawa.

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The newest Bears fan and member of the Fansided family was born on February 18, 2009 weighing in at 8 lbs 10 ozs and measuring 21.5″ long.  After a bit of a stay in the hospital to recover, the whole family is back at home.  Cooper has a 1/4″ vertical , runs the 40 in 4.5 days but still scored higher than half the Florida State Seminoles on the Wonderlic test.   Big props to Cooper’s mommy Jessica who endured 26 hours of labor and then a c-section to bring this guy into the world.   If some of the Bears had her heart, we’d have multiple Super Bowls in recent years.

Now that I’ve got my family business taken care of, look for me to resume my duties reporting and commenting on the Beloved Bears during Free Agency and the upcoming draft.

BEAR DOWN!!!

  • DeCon

    Boomer…you should know, Angelo has decided to abstain from this free agent market…LOWER THE BOOM ON HIM!!!

  • Magz

    Boom-
    You gotta teach Coop the Golden Rules of maintaining a long and prosperous football career early in life
    1. You have the right to bear arms but don’t bring a gun and open fire in a strip club….leason learned from Pacman
    2. Owning a dog is okay….dog fighting, not so much….leason learned from Michael Vick
    3. Never date a Kardashian…look what it did for Reggie’s career.
    4. Add to #3 never date a musician…look at what Jessica Simpson (Yoko Romo) did to Tony Romo’s career.
    5. Say no, to boats and hos….leason learned from Marquis and Cory
    6. Tanning is for the Probowl, its not a competitive sport in itself….look at Raisin Face Jerry Angelo.
    7. Never play QB for the Bears…leason learned from Brett Farve
    Ahhh…the list goes on and on….too many to name. I am very sure there will be many more by the time Coop is eligible.

    Anyways…Cooper is the cutest. Congrats!