Riddle me this

When do 12, 18 and 14 barely add up to one?

When these three comprise the 12, 18 and 14 and they barely add up to one real NFL quarterback.  For those new to the party, these are your Chicago Bears quarterbacks at this week’s mini-camp: Caleb Hanie, Kyle Orton and Brett Basanez.  Good thing Jerry Angelo is “fixate” on “stabilizing” the position!  Besides Orton, there are exactly zero regular season NFL starts by our backups, which will be true even if they draft the best quarterback out there!  But don’t worry fans, with our stout offensive line, no concern about Kyle getting killed in his first series.