I’m a little behind on my LOWER THE BOOM posts with the upcoming draft and an 8-week old who is lowering the boom on his old man these days, so this one is already a week or so overdue.
It didn’t take long. Jay Cutler hasn’t even thrown a pass for the Bears and he’s already getting the Boom lowered on himself. What could the newest Bears sensation have done to get a target on his back, you might ask?
As reported by Page Six, Jay Cutler was recently spotted at Chicago hot spot Hub 51 carousing with “internet celebrity” Julia Allison.
It didn’t take long for Jay Cutler to acclimate to his new home. The newly minted Chicago Bears quarterback, who landed in the Windy City after being traded by the Denver Broncos, spent Saturday night canoodling with Internet celebrity Julia Allison at club Sub 51 in his new town. “He was sitting in a banquette and she was standing between his thighs, touching them and facing him,” says a spy. “They were all over each other. It was kind of gross. He was drinking beer all night but she stuck to water.” Our witness says Cutler and Allison left together, but not before he asked the deejay to play the Bears’ fight song.
This from Allison’s own Twitter account:
Jay Cutler told me he “liked [my] headband.” Without prompting, I might add. !!!!
Jay, Jay, Jay. To say that I’m disappointed would be a drastic understatement. Here you are, freshly anointed the “franchise quarterback” for the Chicago Bears and you’re caught cavorting in a club with some Internet hosebag? Set the bar higher.
Tony Romo is dating Jessica Simpson.
Tom Brady just tied the knot with Giselle Bundchen. I wonder how that knee rehab is going?
Reggie Bush is keeping up with Kim Kardashian.
Hell, Cade McFreakinNown was dating Playboy playmate Heather Kozar back in the day.
Jay, you’ve got to do better than some wannabe celeb blogger.
Jay, don’t you know that bloggers are the scum of the earth and that people with Twitter accounts (follow me here) are even worse!!! You’re the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears and you can’t do better than that??? Chicago and Bears fans expect more of you Jay! Time to step up your game.