Bears Considering Drastic Measures to Replace Urlacher

Brian Urlacher’s season is over. There’s no sense crying about it.   Be sure to check out my thoughts at Bears Game Day:  Time to step up and look forward.

Old-school fans say, “rub some dirt on it and play.” or  “Butkus wouldn’t have missed a snap.”

It’s time for Urlacher to stop being so selfish and just cut off the damn hand.  Ronnie Lott cut off the tip of his pinky so he could keep playing.  Why not cut off the arm?

The Bears have been considering all options to fill the middle of their defense after Brian Urlacher’s season ended on Sunday night with a dislocated right wrist:

Wolverine

Luke Skywalker

Darth Vader

Ash

Captain Hook

Cherry Darling

The One-armed man from The Fugitive

Steve Austin

Robocop

Doc Ock

Wikus van de Merwe

The Terminator

BEAR DOWN!!!

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