Bears Considering Drastic Measures to Replace Urlacher

Brian Urlacher’s season is over. There’s no sense crying about it.   Be sure to check out my thoughts at Bears Game DayTime to step up and look forward.

Old-school fans say, “rub some dirt on it and play.” or  “Butkus wouldn’t have missed a snap.”

It’s time for Urlacher to stop being so selfish and just cut off the damn hand.  Ronnie Lott cut off the tip of his pinky so he could keep playing.  Why not cut off the arm?

The Bears have been considering all options to fill the middle of their defense after Brian Urlacher’s season ended on Sunday night with a dislocated right wrist:



Can you imagine this guy going after Aaron Rodgers? Roughing the passer? Nah!

Luke Skywalker


Even though his hand was amputated, it didn't stop the young Jedi from saving the galaxy.

Darth Vader


Like father, like son. This would work better if Urlacher was a Raider.


Captain Hook


Just fit his with a hook. Maybe it could help him shed blockers?

Cherry Darling


Want to stop Adrian Peterson dead in his tracks? Fit him with one of these bad boys.

The One-armed man from The Fugitive


This guy gave Harrison Ford a run for his money.

Steve Austin


The Bionic Man anyone?



Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Doc Ock

doc oc

He kicked Toby McGuire's ass

Wikus van de Merwe


Just like he did in District 9, use that alien substance to just grow a mutated hand.

The Terminator


I'll be baaack!!!


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