Bears Apologize with Full Page Ad

The Chicago Bears took out a full page ad to “thank” their fans for their support this season.

bears ad

It reminds me of this Seinfeld episode:

You can stuff your sorry’s in a sack, Mister!

jedi-mind-trick2You know what says “I’m sorry” to me?  Passing out a pile of pink slips throughout Halas Hall and bringing in a legitimate coaching staff.  Show a genuine desire to win games.   They say they will not rest until they bring a Championship back to Chicago.  Bull-shit!  They will not rest until they have your money in their coffers.

The other day, I speculated that the Bears will raise ticket prices in the offseason.  This ad begins the PR battle.  The Bears have already decided to make the unpopular decision and not fire Lovie.   They’ll use all methods at their disposal to convince fans to go along with their way of thinking.

Don’t fall for their silly Jedi mind tricks!  Demand more from the Misers of the Midway.  Demand change.

BEAR DOWN!!!

Topics: Apology, Chicago Bears, Fire Lovie Smith, Full Page Ad, Jedi Mind Trick, Lovie Smith, Seinfled

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