Prince was so moved by the Vikings win over the Cowboys last week, he put together a tribute song to his hometown team for the NFC Championship versus the New Orleans Saints: Purple and Gold.
Worst. Song. EVER.
I was so moved after I heard that, I had to go vomit. If you’re really interested what spews from mini-me’s brain, here are the lyrics, according to My Fox Twin Cities:
Purple and Gold Lyrics
the veil of the sky draws open
the roar of the chariots touch down
we r the ones who have now come again
and walk upon water like solid ground
as we approach the throne we won’t bow down
this time we won’t b denied
raise every voice and let it b known
in the name of the purple and gold
we come in the name of the purple and gold
all of the odds r in r favor
no prediction 2 bold
we r the truth if the truth can b told
long reign the purple and gold
the eyes say ready 4 battle
no need 4 sword in hand
If I have to be subjected to any Vikings singing, I prefer Favre flubbing the lyrics to Pants on the Ground:
Who will this Bears fan be rooting for?