Bears Over Panthers Create a Caption Double Header

The Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 23-6 to improve their record to 4-1 and with the Packers’ loss to the Redskins, they stand alone atop the NFC North.  The good news?  They did it with starting QB Jay Cutler draped in a XXL orange T-shirt (what’s up with that anyway?)  and Todd Collins struggling his way into Bears lore as one of the worst quarterbacking performances in team history.

Since I couldn’t decide between the picture to use, it’s a special double-header edition of Create a Caption.  You know the drill.  I provide the pictures, you provide the captions.   Be funny, be smart, be stupid.  Drop your captions in the comments (and since there are two pics, label them #1 or #2).  My favorite caption – and yes this is totally subjective – wins a free copy of Da Bears book.   Captions are due by 12 noon on Friday.

Photo #1: Your caption here. (Photo courtesy of Chicago Tribune)


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  • Jeff Granzin

    #1 Damn I look puffy in this shirt.

    #2 I could go for a Tom Collins

  • Predatorian234

    #1)*Narrator* Tape 1, Side 1. “You do not look like a mentally disabled Matthew Perry”.

    *Jay Cutler* “I do not look like a mentally disabled Matthew Perry, I do not look like a mentally disabled Matthew Perry”.

    #2)*Lovie* Thank you for covering up and not burping in my face again.

    *Martz* I figured it makes up for me shitting on your pillow this morning

    *Lovie* ……..

  • Duane

    Photo #1 -”7 step drop?? Oh you’re dead Todd. (shivers)”

    Photo #2 – Martz to Lovie: “Todd sucks. He doesn’t stand a chance.”
    Todd: “What?!”

  • Josh

    1) *Damn, I wish I could be back in…ooh look, a birdie!*

    2) “You’d BETTER hide that laugh Mike, just keep calling run plays.”

  • pchav

    1) I can’t believe I’m still alive after the last game!

    2) Did you see Jay I think he still messed up from last weekend?

  • Frans Martin

    #1 Did they bring back Rex? Man it sucks being joined to this hip of his!!!

    #2 I have no f-ing idea what I’m doing here Lovie!!!

  • Hunter

    1) That cloud looks like Kristin . . . (sigh)

    2) Come on, Lovie. The games over, these guys suck – can’t I order that pizza now?