Create a Caption – Matthew Stafford Grass Face

I haven’t done a Create a Caption in a while and couldn’t think of a better photo from the Bears’ 13-7 victory over the Lions than this photo of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, who was sacked late in the ballgame and came up with a face full of grass.  If you’re new to Create a Caption, it’s pretty simple.  I provide the photo, you provide the funny, sarcastic or insightful caption.  Fire away in the Comments.

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  • meanestoftimes13

    A muck incrusted mockery of a man.

  • BearGogglesOn

    Mr Stafford, please replace your divots.

  • Fredrick Frentress

    I submit

  • Ryan w

    This year for Halloween I’m going as a golf tee.

  • DiGz76

    I don’t see why Ricky Williams liked grass so much, this is no fun!

  • Zac Snyder

    A face full of grass and dirt is better than a face full of Chicago women.

    • BearGogglesOn

      Chicago women felt the same way about you!

    • Mark Suarez

      LOL like you’ve every had a face full of any woman. No, no, no blow up girls don’t count.

  • Dugald Hamilton

    Matthew Stafford is ‘The Turf Inspector’. Also featuring Calvin ‘Megafail’ Johnson. With a special appearance from the Monsters of Midway!

  • Mark Suarez

    Damn, theres a Peanut in this birds nest too.

  • Phil_X


  • green_goblin

    pay back

  • Ron Tortorello

    they are always talkin about the condition of the turf here at soldier field, you know, if you look at it up close, its really not that bad.

  • Catman

    Matthew, when I talked about a faceplant, I did not mean it literally!

  • Darryl Sprowal

    OWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHH,PTTHHTTTTTTTT,PTTTHHHHTTTT. I taught I saw some big, runnning, BEARS,chasing me, then everything went black. Make it stop please! Owwwwwwwcccchhhhh.