Create a Caption – Matthew Stafford Grass Face


I haven’t done a Create a Caption in a while and couldn’t think of a better photo from the Bears’ 13-7 victory over the Lions than this photo of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, who was sacked late in the ballgame and came up with a face full of grass.  If you’re new to Create a Caption, it’s pretty simple.  I provide the photo, you provide the funny, sarcastic or insightful caption.  Fire away in the Comments.

Tags: Chicago Bears Matthew Stafford

  • meanestoftimes13

    A muck incrusted mockery of a man.

  • BearGogglesOn

    Mr Stafford, please replace your divots.

  • http://www.facebook.com/fredrick.frentress Fredrick Frentress

    I submit

  • Ryan w

    This year for Halloween I’m going as a golf tee.

  • DiGz76

    I don’t see why Ricky Williams liked grass so much, this is no fun!

  • http://sidelionreport.com/ Zac Snyder

    A face full of grass and dirt is better than a face full of Chicago women.

    • BearGogglesOn

      Chicago women felt the same way about you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.suarez.75 Mark Suarez

      LOL like you’ve every had a face full of any woman. No, no, no blow up girls don’t count.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dugaldhamilton23 Dugald Hamilton

    Matthew Stafford is ‘The Turf Inspector’. Also featuring Calvin ‘Megafail’ Johnson. With a special appearance from the Monsters of Midway!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.suarez.75 Mark Suarez

    Damn, theres a Peanut in this birds nest too.

  • Phil_X

    THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

  • green_goblin

    pay back

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.tortorello Ron Tortorello

    they are always talkin about the condition of the turf here at soldier field, you know, if you look at it up close, its really not that bad.

  • Catman

    Matthew, when I talked about a faceplant, I did not mean it literally!

  • Darryl Sprowal

    OWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHH,PTTHHTTTTTTTT,PTTTHHHHTTTT. I taught I saw some big, runnning, BEARS,chasing me, then everything went black. Make it stop please! Owwwwwwwcccchhhhh.