Elijah Zelonky (4-3)
My advice for this game: Bet an idiot a decent amount of cash the Packers will win. When they do, you’ll at least be getting some money. If they somehow lose, then it’s a miracle and you should gladly take the lost bet. I am generally optimistic, but I am not confident about this game at all. The Packers offense is amazing and their defense is solid. Expect a few nice plays for the Bears and a heaping amount of amazing plays for Green Bay. I am hoping for the opposite, but I suggest watching this game with a lot of booze, to ease the pain. I wish I was 21.
Bears 17 – Packers 45
Cameron Curtis (3-4)
I think that Josh McCown might surprise some people this week. It’s not that I think he’ll be be better than Cutler or anything, I just don’t think he’ll be the reason the Bears lose this game. The Bears’ defense will be. I hope the Bears used the bye week to get some things figured out on that side of the ball, but I don’t think it’ll be enough to slow down the Packers.
Bears 27 – Packers 31
Michael Praser (4-3)
It pains me to say this, but I have to take my Bear Goggles off for this game. The Packers will win this one, and I really don’t think it is going to be a close game. If it is close, which it won’t, but if it is, it will be because the Packers allow the Bears to score during garbage time. Or, it’s because there are a couple of takeaways by the Bears. Or, possibly a return by Devin Hester. I’ve got so many ors that you would think I was on a boat. Bears, please prove me wrong.
Packers – 48 Bears – 24
Keith Schultz (5-2)
Aaron Rogers is going to have field day.
Green Bay 45 – Chicago 17
Robert Napier (4-3)
Pathetic. Did any of my fellow staffers see what the Dolphins did to the Bengals on TNF? Or what the Rams almost did to the Seahawks? Any Given Sunday. No matter how the Packers look, The Bears always give them a hard time. We have an offense now and Josh McCown has them pumped up. Yes, our defense is struggling, but I think we can match them on points. Walter Payton said Never Die Easy. Do you think he ever went into a game thinking he was gonna lose? You can’t win that way. This isn’t Vegas, don’t any of you guys pick with your heart?