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NostraButkus: 5 Bold Predictions for Chicago Bears vs NY Giants

By Bill Zimmerman

Oct 3, 2016; Minneapolis, MN, USA; New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. (13) argues a call against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium. The Vikings defeated the Giants 24-10. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 3, 2016; Minneapolis, MN, USA; New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. (13) argues a call against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium. The Vikings defeated the Giants 24-10. Mandatory Credit: Brace Hemmelgarn-USA TODAY Sports /
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The Chicago Bears head to the Big Apple to face the New York Giants on Sunday. Here are five predictions for that upcoming tilt.

Nov 14, 2016; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning (10) throws a pass during the first half of their game against the Cincinnati Bengals at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 14, 2016; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning (10) throws a pass during the first half of their game against the Cincinnati Bengals at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Ed Mulholland-USA TODAY Sports /

The season got ugly- really ugly. Going into last week, the Chicago Bears were the cockiest 2-6 team in NFL history. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers put them in their place as one of the worst teams in football. In one loss, the bottom has fallen out of the season and the fan base has thrown up their hands in disgust.

NostraButkus was nowhere to be found. After he flashed his ridiculously accurate prognostications against the Green Bay Packers he vanished into thin air. While the Bears season was crumbling, fans couldn’t turn to NostraButkus for some clarity. Fans needed some understanding of what to make of this disaster, but NostraButkus was not there for them.

Search parties were sent out, but none could even find a trace of his existence. The police tried to put the dogs on his sent but they found nary a trail. They thought it was the last of NostraButkus, but once they had given up hope- he re-emerged.

NostraButkus is back. He spent the last month in the Himalayan Mountains re-centering himself. He meditated with the Dalai Lama and brought peace to warring villages. After his sojourn, he has finally returned, he has seen the result of the Bears upcoming game with the New York Giants, and what follows is what he has foreseen.

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