NostraButkus: 5 Bold Predictions for Chicago Bears vs San Francisco 49ers

Sep 14, 2015; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers gold rush cheerleaders perform during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at Levi
Sep 14, 2015; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers gold rush cheerleaders perform during the game against the Minnesota Vikings at Levi /
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The Chicago Bears face the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday from Soldier Field. Loser gets the coveted number two pick in the NFL Draft. Here are 5 bold predictions for the game.

Nov 29, 2015; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers cheerleaders perform during the break between the first and second quarters against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi
Nov 29, 2015; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers cheerleaders perform during the break between the first and second quarters against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi /

NostraButkus was up to his old tricks last Sunday. He gave his predictions for the Chicago Bears-Tennesee Titans game and as usual, they were dead-on accurate. He looked as if he might have his most accurate session of the year. His final score was seen as 27-6, with the Bears trailing 27-7 in the fourth, it appeared to be another triumph for NostraButkus when suddenly there was a great disturbance in the universe.

No one saw it coming, not even NostraButkus. Soldier Field was hit with a force so strong, that it shook the stadium to its foundation and jolted the Bears into a football team that looked competent. The defense made all the necessary stops. Matt Barkley looked like a competent quarterback. The Bears were eerily good for about 12 minutes of football.

As powerful as this force was, even it couldn’t turn the Bears’ wide receivers competent. They dropped balls and the Bears came up one TD short of the victory.

The universe appears to have returned to the status quo and the Bears are ready to face the San Francisco 49ers this Sunday. NostraButkus has seen the future, and the result, and tells you exactly what to expect.