Bears Reality Shows

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the Pittsburgh Pirates recently signed two pitching prospects from India who won a reality show.  With Reggie Bush rolling into town, who is a reality star in his own right, making appearances on E! Network’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it got me to thinking about some possible reality shows that I’d like to see for our own Beloved Bears.

• Baby Momma – a group of young ladies vie for the attention and affection of Brian Urlacher.  Contests include 40 yard dash, how to shed a block and media relations.  Jay Glazer to host. 
• Life in the Fast Lane – a group of contestants is put through the paces with Lamborghini expert Lance Briggs.  *Note, the Edens Expressway will be closed during filming.
• Solid “Gould” – Kicker Robbie Gould hosts a revival of the popular dance show from the 1980’s.  “G-Reg” Greg Olsen to perform a never-before-seen-on-television Miami Hurricanes rap.
• Party Planner – Martha Stewart meets the gridiron as Rex Grossman hosts a show dedicated to the finer points of party planning, set to debut on the Lifetime network before the Bears’ season finale.  

What did I miss?  What show ideas do you have?  Hit me back in the comments section before I make my pitch to the networks!

BEAR DOWN!!!