Dear Santa


Here’s a copy of my letter to Santa on behalf of all Bears fans:

Dear Santa,

I have been a really, really good Bears fan this year.  I never missed a game and even ignored some of the obvious faults of my favorite team.  Some people say you’re not real, but they’re from Green Bay, so they are stupid and don’t know what they’re talking about.  I hope you can bring me some great presents this year.  Here is the list of what I want:

A Bears win over the Texans.  Maybe Devin Hester could return at least one punt for a touchdown?  I’d hate to see the whole season go by without him bringing one to the house.

A Giants win over those annoying Vikings.  And 3 fumbles by Adrian Peterson would be great too!

An Eagles win over the Cowboys.  Just in case the Giants decide to take it easy.

A Raiders win over the Bucs.  Same reason as the Eagles game.  Even Al Davis deserves something.

A Lions win over the Packers.  Why not?  It’s always fun to see Green Bay lose.  Besides, the Lions don’t deserve to go 0-16, do they?

That’s all for now Santa.  I’m sure I’ll have another list during the offseason and draft, but I don’t want to get too greedy.   In case you can pull a few strings though, I hear Anquan Boldin has been a good boy in Arizona, but wants a new home.  We’ll take good care of him here.  See what you can do.




PS – Enjoy the Christmas Yule Log Video.