Terrell Owens to the Bears?!?!?!
By DeCon
Fresh off the bye week and tired of hearing about the Viqueens and Bronchodes and how great they are, I stumbled upon ESPN’s RUMOR CENTRAL and saw a rumor about how now might be the time for the Bills to ship TO (Team Obliterator), Terrell Owens to Chicago for a mid-round pick instead of losing him to free agency.
I mean, TO is smart enough to leave Buffalo, right? The article goes on to say that the Bears could use a talent like TO to put them in a position to unseat Minnesota for the NFC North crown.
After I read this, I puked in my mouth. It may have had something to do with the chili I had for lunch, but the thought of TO in the blue and orange should make any Ditka-fearing Bears fan throw up. Ask San Fran, Philly and now Buffalo how their TO experiences were/are. Personally, I wouldn’t piss on the best part of TO if he was burning.
Isn’t it time the Bears try to develop the young receivers they have? I mean Bennett, Hester and Knox have been fine and have been building a great rapport with Jay Cutler, so why screw that up. If the Bears wanted a veteran WR, they could have signed Marvin Harrison months ago and not had to deal with the headaches that come with Team Obliterator.
I like my popcorn without butter… OR DRAMA!!!
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
The DeCon has spoken…so let it be written…so let it be done…or in this case, NOT DONE when it comes to even THINKING about TO wearing the blue and orange…ok, I just puked in my mouth again…