Brandon Marshall to the Bears? An April Fools Joke?
By DeCon
BlogdownChicagoBears.com via YardBarker.com is reporting a potential 3-way deal between the Bears, Seahawks and Broncos that result in the Bears ending up with Brandon Marshall. In the deal, the Broncos end up with Greg Olsen and Rob Sims and Seattle gets Alex Brown and the Bronco’s second round draft pick.
If we are going to get rid of Alex Brown, this is the way to do it!!! I know Marshall has been a malcontent, but he always seemed to be in control when Jay Cutler was his QB. And, Lord knows we could use a legit # 1 WR who JC has always been fond of. Can you imagine the Bears lining up long WRs like Aromashodu and Marshall outside with Hester at a more natural slot position and then throw in Knox for the homerun ball??? Yeah, I need to change my underwear too. Build us a dome and we might just have the NEW Greatest Show on Turf!!! But right now, if this deal gets done, I will settle for the FIRST Successful Show on Slop!!!
Please note that BDCB.com via Yardbarker.com posted this blog at 11:59pm on March 31, one minute away from April Fool’s Day. So if this IS a joke, and I don’t know that it is, I apologize on behalf of BDCB.com and YardBarker.com for the few minutes of deamful bliss this potential trade brought to you…
Can I get an “Amen” ?
The DeCon has spoken…so let it be written, so let it be done…
I’ll hear your confessions at beargoggles.decon@gmail.com.