OK, so I’m not a huge Conan O’Brien fan but I’m familiar with some of his bits. I hadn’t seen “The Masturbating Bear” before but in his recent trip to Chicago, he put a little Chicago Bears spin on it. (Caution, video slightly NSFW, depending how uptight your office is).
#31, rookie cornerback Isaiah Frey, could not be reached for comment. I’d love to know what he’s watching on his laptop that’s getting him so hot and bothered.
Maybe a spread from the ’85 Honey Bears calendar?
Maybe this?
I’d love to hear your ideas in the Comments. Then again, maybe not. Some things are best left unsaid.