Mike Curran
Joined: May 24, 2016
Beliefs: I believe the 85' Bears are the greatest defense of all-time, I believe that nobody really wants to watch a pitcher bat, I believe that every 4 years for the olympics is too often for me to pretend to get excited about swimming, I believe that Luis Suarez can bite as many people as he wants as long as he's on my team, I believe that Floyd Mayweather Jr is the only human who can make people miss like Neo from the Matrix, I believe that R + L does = J. And that J, T and D are all related, and they will be the 3 dragon riders!!! I believe that Star Wars Episodes 1-3 NEVER HAPPENED!! I believe Dodgeball is a highly underrated film. I believe The Wire is the greatest TV show of all time. I believe that it is impossible to come upon The Godfather while channel surfing and Not stop and watch the whole thing. I believe that Martin Espada is one of the most amazing writers that not nearly enough people know about, and I believe that if an NCAA team generates more TV revenue than a major league baseball game the athletes should get paid. MAN-CRUSHES: Brian Urlacher, Walter Payton, John Cusack, Quest Love, Bill Murray, Derek Jeter, Vince Vaughn, Tyrion Lannister, Mos Def, Dick Butkus, Idris Elba, Martin Espada, Omar Little, Sherman Alexie, MF Doom, Sage Francis, Thom Yorke, Johnny Depp, Paul O'Neil, Bill Simmons, Dave Winfield, Allen Iverson, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Charles Barkley, Robert Mays, Steph Curry, Paul Rudd, and Bill Barnwell. GIRL-CRUSHES: Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, Minnie Driver, Alicia Keys, Salma Hayek, Serena Williams, Jeanette Lee, All of Derek Jeter's former current and future girlfriends, Emma Stone, Mina Kimes, Emily Blunt, Maya Rudolph, Mallory Rubin, and Kate McKinnon.
