I know you don't want to read about Matt Nagy. I promise, I do. But the Bears willingly agreed to pay Nagy lots of money to coach their football team, and we all have to live with the consequences of their actions. It could be worse: this could be a blog about Matt Eberflus!
Since Nagy left to go win a few more Super Bowls with the Chiefs, people have been wondering when, or if, he'd ever get a chance to be a head coach. His tenure with the Bears is oddly aging kinda well? Comparitively, at least. Chiefs assistants are always going to be in the middle of hiring rumors, so it's not entirely surprising to see the Nagy Renaissance grow louder by the week.
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The latest example may be the funniest outcome yet. In fact, I'm confident it is. If there was *one* city, *one* team that could absolutely not handle the Matt Nagy Experience, who do you think it'd be? What's the one place where you'd actually find yourself kinda rooting for him, as a bit?
A Jets reporter thinks that Matt Nagy is going to be the Jets' head coach next year
After looking at potential HC options for the Jets, here is who I think will get the job: Matt Nagy. Read why here. https://t.co/O3rcOsneCP
— Brian Costello (@BrianCoz) November 13, 2024
This article is super paywalled, so I apologize for not being able to bring you the juicy rational you were so desperately hoping for when you clicked on this link while standing in line at the post office. Think of it as a fun thought exercise: any reason you can think of is probably fine! There are no good reasons to make this hire, so just think of the most fun one you can and let it ride. Life is too short to actively try hard to rationalize hiring Matt Nagy.
I'm not just saying this because the title of the blog would be kinda pointless otherwise, but there truly isn't a funnier outcome for Matt Nagy's last chance at being an NFL head coach. There are worse options (and certainly better options), but none are objectively funnier than this. I can't think of a single NFL media market more ill-prepared for Nagy's unique brand of mumbling coach speak. New York City absolutely does not have the patience or demeanor to handle hearing Nagy stumble through 45 seconds of incoherent rambling about why the offense hasn't scored more than 10 points. It's a unique and memorable experience.