Archive for June, 2009

30 Jun

The Next Great Pitchman? I have two words – Dit-ka!!!

With the sad and untimely passing of pitchman Billy Mays, there is a huge void in the informercial universe.  Fear not, night owls and couch potatoes!  There is one man that can fill the void without missing a beat – Da Coach, Iron Mike Ditka!  Ditka has an extensive resume that rivals any possible replacement.  [...]

30 Jun

Chicago’s Undefeated Season Capped Off with Championship

No, I’m not making any bold predictions (yet), Bears fans.  I’m talking about the Chicago Slaughter, the newly crowned champion of the Continental Indoor Football League. The Slaughter defeated the Fort Wayne Freedom 58-48 over the weekend in suburban Hoffman Estates to capture their first-ever title.  No riots or burning overturned police cars were reported [...]

27 Jun

Mike Ditka’s Grabowski Shuffle

I had a Ditka itch and YouTube was able to give me a big time scratch.  I pulled this clip off YouTube and I am left completely speechless.  For those not indoctrinated to the term Grabowski, here is the description that YouTube included:
Ditka shuffles with the Grabowskis. Mike Ditka considers the term “Grabowski” to refer [...]

25 Jun

Brown Out

Unrestricted Free Agent safety Mike Brown departs Chicago after 9 seasons and many great highlights.  When healthy, he’s among the best in the business; although in recent years, health has been a major concern.  Brownie didn’t play a full schedule in any of the last 5 seasons.
Brown heads to a Kansas City Chiefs defense that [...]

25 Jun

Bear Buzz

When I get this far behind on my blogging, I find it’s easiest to bring out the Bear Buzz post to catch up on some loose ends.
Jay Cutler pines for Brandon Marshall
Jay Cutler said all the right things after OTA’s ended last week, saying the Bears are set at receiver, but the new Bears QB [...]

16 Jun

Marshall Plan?

Ex-Bear Kyle Orton was named the starter in Denver.    Teammate Brandon Marshall is so excited about the idea, he’s requesting a trade.  According to some early reports from his agent, it will be granted.  Orton hasn’t even started a game and the Broncos could already suffer their first loss.  Could Marshall be following Jay Cutler [...]

16 Jun

Ten Commandments for Today’s Athlete

Just as Moses received the Ten Commandments from Mount Sinai, former Bears Coach Mike Ditka received a new set of commandments for today’s athlete.

A reading from the First Letter of Ditka to Da Superfans.
Da Coach came down from Mount Prospect with two stone tablets and declared, “Gang, Papa Bear has called me from on high [...]

11 Jun

Ditka Offers Jay Cutler Key to City

Da Coach chimed in on the newest Bears savior Jay Cutler recently.  Ditka didn’t exactly endorse the new Bears signal caller, questioning the circumstances of Jay’s departure from Denver.  Commenting on Tony Dungy’s recent analysis of the Jay Cutler acquisition:
“I don’t think anything about what Tony said is earth-shattering,” Ditka said. “I think it’s a [...]

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